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Let there be light, and there was light.

Let there be ass, and there was anus and gas.

I am the fart king, I am the cause of global warming.

I, the fart king, like elevators. I fart without sound, then I observe people’s reactions. Some people pretend nothing happened, some people start cursing, some people frown, some people smile, some people clench their fists, some people look around.

What happens occasionally is that while I think I am farting, but I am actually shitting. Oh, bad luck to you guys.

I am Kim Jong Un, the world is my elevator.