“Hey god, what is the meaning of life?”
“Who do you think I am?”
“You are god.”
“What makes you think god knows the meaning of life?”
“I thought god knows, you know, life, the universe and everything.”
“Sorry, god is a fake cause, a brainless machine, Newton’s Law, Laplace’s demon, $\pi$, $e$, a ruthless dictator, black hole, a toilet, a tampon…”
“So god is everything.”
“But god doesn’t know everything. To put it another way, the meaning of life isn’t a thing, it’s a journey, a process, an experience.”
“Oh, fuck you, god.”