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“Hey god, what is the meaning of life?”

“Who do you think I am?”

“You are god.”

“What makes you think god knows the meaning of life?”

“I thought god knows, you know, life, the universe and everything.”

“Sorry, god is a fake cause, a brainless machine, Newton’s Law, Laplace’s demon, $\pi$, $e$, a ruthless dictator, black hole, a toilet, a tampon…”

“So god is everything.”

“But god doesn’t know everything. To put it another way, the meaning of life isn’t a thing, it’s a journey, a process, an experience.”

“Oh, fuck you, god.”