刍狗狗の小窝

F doesn’t have hair on his head, he is bald. F doesn’t care about the baldness though. He thinks being able to not care about his baldness is boldness. F has thick pubic hair, during a bath, some thoughts occur to him one after another If pubic hair becomes public hair, I won’t be bald anymore, because people can see my think public hair. Why am I still thinking about my baldness?

Your wife lives with you for thirty years, yet she knows less about you than any of your twitter followers. Hard drive is so cheap that nothing on the Internet is erased after created, so they become living fossils. The trace one leaves on the Internet tells the future generations who he/she is. A scattered autobiography. We are all unconsciously writing this autobiography, until we die.

“Can I borrow your charger?” Too many chargers in the world. We humans are doing nothing but producing chargers. “Oh there is a socket, I am going to charge my phone, cuz it has only 85% of battery left.” The battery of our electronic device (primarily, mobile phone) has become our second stomach, and we try to feed it whenever possible. People wandering the street, holding a phone with a cable attached to the power bank in their pocket, it’s like intravenous therapy for the phone, a very punk image.

Is island land? Island is land. C lives on an island, alone. People can reach the island with a boat in minutes, but no one visits C anymore. C moved to the island because he was tired of things. He thought moving to an island would straighten things out for him. The outcome wasn’t positive, people say. Getting food, building a house, renovating the house, masturbating, showering, and other survival matters are not difficult.

Cables everywhere. Humans don’t like cables, so they invent antennas. Hence cables become invisible cables. People think they are getting rid of cables, but that’s just delusion. Invisible cables have become cellular automaton, they own the world now. People don’t realize it, they are happy because they don’t see the nasty messy cables anymore. Humans become the host of these invisible cables. Symbiosis. Invisible cables everywhere.

In 2077, they voted HK the worst place to live in the world. Main issues? Sky high rate of violence and more people living below the poverty line than anywhere else. Can’t deny it; it’s all true… but everybody still wants to live here. This city’s always got a promise for you. Might be a lie, an illusion, but it’s there… just around the corner - and it keeps you going.

B is American. B is happy. B owns a small match factory. Every morning, the sun rises, B gets up and goes to work. It seems matches are not being used anymore, yet logs are delivered to the factory every day. B moves the logs to the machine. The machine rotates the log while slowly pushing it to a long and sharp blade. The bark is gone, the wood gets cut to thin wood paper, like a red carpet being rolled out.

M seems depressed. He doesn’t enjoy talking. When being involved in a conversation unconsciously, he closes his eyes, imagining he is a 🐳 in the deep sea. Meaningless sentences hit his tympanic membrane. M, now a 🐳, considers them water flow. He feels their existence, but couldn’t care less. When a 🐳 gets tired of the tranquil lifestyle underwater, it jumps out of water. So does M. M jumps out of the water.

Kickwalker is a kickstarter-like thing for demonstrations, protests, marches, or whatever you call it (I would like to call it “people with similar interests taking a walk together”). Hence the name: kickwalker. To create a kickwalker project, you (a single person, a NGO or a GOV department) select the category of the walk, describe the idea of the walk, choose the city of the walk, etc. After the project is created, you could share the project to friends, relatives and strangers by facebook, twitter, youtube, letters, flyers, newspaper ads, TV ads, Times Square screens, or whatever.

做引体向上去 踮起脚尖 左右手握住钢管 两腿后抬 交叉 耸肩 两手用力 探出你的头 完成一个 慢慢下降 再来一次 再来一次 我是一个猴子 猿人 狗不会做引体向上 看来我不是狗