Fuck yeah, 2020 is finished. I will miss you, you little, naughty, cute, cunt, crazy, badass, punk, pure, innocent virus. I had a dream with you last night, it could be the new strain, the old strain, or a strain yet to come. In the dream, the virus was in tears. “I just want to have my children, my grandchildren, you know, it’s in my gene, like you guys.” “Yes, I know, calm down, it’s not your fault.
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我的父亲是一个小偷。 在深夜,我把他偷来的钱偷走,偷偷放回失主的口袋。 我也成了一个小偷。


I am dying, we are dying, the universe is dying. A comforting fact. I don’t care if my soul still exists after I die, I don’t care if I go to heaven or hell after I die, I don’t care if you will miss me after I die, I don’t care if I will have another life after I die, I don’t care. But I do like to imagine the death of our universe.
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My jokes aren’t working out, but people laugh when my jokes aren’t working out, so my jokes are working out. What a pathetic clown, I am not even a scary clown, I am just a harmless clown, a bug, a cookie, a bag of fine granulated sugar. I am tired of telling not working out jokes, I want to be more important, maybe the president of the United State, a plumber, a writer, a reporter, a twitch just chatting host, a high school physics teacher, a prisoner, just not a clown.
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I have a trash can that becomes a fly base in the summer. The shiny metallic color female flies always find a way to lay eggs inside the trash can. In no time the eggs become cute squirming larvas, then pupas, then flies that fly. The stinky smell attracts the flies. Vinegar also attracts flies, because Acetic acid is produced when fruit ferments. I take the trash bag out, squeeze the air out (which stinks), and tie the bag.
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Alcohol free means no alcohol. Free alcohol means unlimited alcohol. Drug free means no drug. Free drug means unlimited drug. What does love free mean? What does free love mean?


I mistaken the salt for sugar and put it in my coffee. To my surprise it tasted quite good, so I recommended it to my friends, and they were amazed by the taste of the magical combination too. I quitted my job and opened a cafe selling salted coffee. Sugar is a taboo in my cafe. In a rainy midnight, while I was preparing to close the shop, a girl carrying loads of water drops came inside , and ordered a coffee with sugar and milk.
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Space Shuttle Challenger. That’s sad.


I need a doctor. Does a doctor need another doctor? Does a barber need another barber? Does a teacher need another teacher? Does a husband need another husband? Does a president need another president? Does a vacuum cleaner need another vacuum cleaner? I need a banana. I need some water. I need an apple. Apple is an old fruit. When you eat an apple, you also digest the history. In the night, I imagine my ancestors, what’s inside the mind of my grandpa’s grandpa’s grandpa?
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Rapture, ecstasy. Jump! Let the blood flow, let the heart beat, let the brain lose its mind. I wanna be dead! Why don’t you kill me… You mean, painfulness is a part of life? I don’t know, man, my friend. I am in love with somebody. She is a robot, an air doll, a computer, artificial intelligence, regression, matrices, linear algebra, apple, salt, tonic water, condom, toilet paper, menstruation or copper.
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