A wasp just came into my room. I was hearing an overwhelming buzz noise, I turned around, found a object flying in my room without any direction. The wasp was huge, I flew (without flying) out the room immediately by instinct. I was able to hear the buzz sound made by the wasp outside the closed door, so I waited and waited, until the sound was gone. Then I opened the door cautiously, the used to be familiar room became a war field, I examined everything with care.
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Learnt a word from Russell Brand today, onanism. There are a thousand paths in front of us, which one do we choose? Which one are we currently on? Do we recognize the difference between the dream and reality? If yes, are we trying to minimize the gap? Do we just let the feeling guide us? Is the invisible hand pushing us down the cliff? I don’t think I can go with a permanent path, even in my rather limited life span.
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With the coronavirus (COVID-19 they call it) going around, the world is slowing down. Empty streets, empty shopping malls, empty museums, empty restaurants, empty whatever, a quiet world. Two places are still as vibrant as hell, hospitals and supermarkets. And of course, the Internet. Being stuck in my room, I am forced to use my brain from time to time to not get bored. I’ve come up with various questions.
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“Dear alien, welcome to earth, sorry, it’s a mess.” “Oh, it’s no problem, I can eradicate all the mess.” “WTF, please don’t!” “Haha, it’s just a joke” “I see, so you are an alien with some sense of humor.” “Of course :)” Then the alien eradicates all the mess on earth, including me :(


一条疯狗狗 汪! 一条乖狗狗 汪~ 刍狗狗变成智能狗狗 遇到好人,汪~ 遇到坏人,汪!


Talking without asking questions is announcement. I talk to myself a lot, I ask myself various questions. Some Go players play against themselves to improve themselves, I ask myself questions to beat myself, to frustrate myself, to be lost, to be alive. Why do rich people play golf? What would a world with seven billion clones of me be like? Why do we have cute cats? Why do we have people who don’t like cute cats?
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新年快乐。 It’s a special year, the next time we see the first two digits equal the last two digits is in 2121, in 101 years. I think the world is not gonna be better in 101 years, so happy new year! Mao Zedong died in 1976, Jiang Zemin will die in 2020, Xi Jinping will die in 2033, Donald Trump will die in 2026, Vladmir Putin will die in 2030, Kim Jong-Un will die in 2077.
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How many times have you drunk from an empty mug? You lift the mug, find out it’s empty, but you drink it anyway. For six seconds, you become an actor wearing a mug mask.


It’s a nightmare, let’s escape. How do you escape a nightmare? You do crazy things to break the system. You try to hurt yourself, you try to hurt others, you drink phlegm, you scream, you jump, you fly, you fall, you roll, you sink. But the entire system is a simulation composed of imaginations, it’s not easy to jump out of your own brain, yet you keep thinking the normal laws apply here.
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Rob had a record of sleepwalking since he was seven years old. During sleep, he gets out of bed, goes to the bathroom, looks into the mirror. The light of the bathroom hits his face, reflected, goes to the mirror, reflected, travels through his cornea, hits his retina. His own image, composed by light waves of different intensity and wavelength, gets translated by the cone cells and rod cells to a bunch of electro-chemical impulses, also known as neural signals.
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